Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 23

Example ng mga hindi tamang sago sa maayos na tanong:
1. Kumain ka na?
- Busog pa ako

2. Andyan ba ang nanay mo?
- bakit po?

3. Anong oras klase mo?
- mamaya

4. San kayo galing tol??
- nagstroll lang tol

5. Paano mo ginawa yan?
- madaling lang

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good persons are made of sugar and spice...

but me, my friends are made of...

san mig light and ice... :)

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Jingom bells jingom bells
jingom all the way
o daspan electric fan
kaldero kag pinggan hey!!!
Advance Merry xmas!!! namamasko po!!!

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Mga title ng mga seksing pelikula:
1. Ang kati ng higad mo
2.budburan ko ng niyog ang mainit mong pichi-pichi
3. lawayan mo baka mausog
4.huwag mong ibabad, isawsaw mo lang
5.napagod ang bunganga sa laki ng tilapya.
6.huwag mong kamayin baka mapanis.
7.pasalat ng peklat
8.diligan mo ng suka ang nanunuyo kong lumpia
9.kapag gumabi... bumubuka ang kabibe...
10.nang tumapon ang nata ni Cocoy

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A funny thing that a child could say:
it was the day of cremation of grandmother of the child. all of the relatives are there and stood in silence
everybody is silent until the child suddenly ask, out of curiosity...


" Ma, hindi pa ba luto???"

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In a kindergaten class, the little girl asked:
girl: mam, mabubuntis po ba yung 40 yrs old???
teacher: oo
girl: yung 20?
teacher: oo
girl: yung 5 yrs old???
teacher: hindi
(little boy whispered)
boy: sabi sayo... wag kang kabahan!!!

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Nabangga ni Epay si Inday

Inday: How dare you try to increase your speed towards such a trajetory as myself.
Epay: Please accept my deepest apologies for it was not my utmost intention to colide you.
Inday: if i coudl logically deduce from such action, i say that you are uncivilized
Epay: but i have to say that it happened is because the intense mental concentration had shielded you from my range of vision

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gawa ng lungkot ng mga mexicano kay Pacquiao matapos talunin sina Barrera, Marquez, Larios, Marquez at Solis.
ilalaban na ang huling alas nila...


si Zorro!!!!

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Presinto naholdap ang mga pasahero ng jeep

Pulis: ano ang tinangay sa yo??
Boy: 500 po saka 330 ko
Misis: tinangay po ung P3000 ko. Pangtuition ng anak ko!!!
Pulis: at ikaw naman miss???
Inday: huhuhuhu!!! Those fucking bastards!! they took my Summer 2007 Balenciaga black messenger bag loaded with my Apple iPhone
8GB, D&G Light blue, my technomarine wristwatch and my Shuuemura cosmetics!! i hope those worthless rotten despicable beings get burned in hell!!

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Teacher: erap, i-english mo ito
Erap: what mam??
Teacher: ang uwag ay hinang hinang naglalakad-lakad...

Erap: the wak wak hu weak weak, wok wok!!!

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ang relationship ay parang spaghetti at ang sex ay parang cheese.. na kahit wala ito, puwede mo pa rin siyang kainin..
lalo na kung mahal moito.. ang cheese bonus na lang yun eventually kapag na namnam mo ang sauce ng relationship you'll realize na ang cheese
is quite important but not priority.. just like sex, kung cheese lang ang habol mong matikman sa spaghetti, sana lumamon ka na lang ng isang buong
keso de bola...

Green???? but it makes sense d ba??

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Pinoy Jokes by 0915673****, 0915298****, Randy Guiritan