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Thursday, November 22, 2007

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 25

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Roses for lovers,
chocolates for crushes
balloons for friendships
most of all,
for loveless

red...

REDHORSE..

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A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it is

he gives a clue

"ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin"

the girl cries out,
"wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!"

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Who said fill in the blank is easy???

Sige ikaw nga...try natin.. fill this blank with YES or NO...

___________, i am not a normal person.

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isipin mo palagi ako nandito sa likod mo
mahulog ka man sa hukay huwag ka matakot hindi ka nag-iisa
hindi man kita kayang hilahin pataas
kaya ko naman sumigaw ng
"help, look oh, nahulog siya!!! Soo engot kasi!!!!"

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gusto kong sabihing masaya ako para sa inyo..
pero nasasaktan ako... puwede bang wag na siya.. ako na lang... ako na lang ulit...


ONE MORE CHANCE - John lloyd at bea showing na!!!

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a cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. one of the doctors laughed.
when asked why he said..

im just thinkin about my coffin

im a gynecologist

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Son: dad, may confess ako.. bakla ako.. huwag mo akong bugbugin please..
dad: ssshhhh!!wit ka loud baka ma-hear tayo ng mudra mez!! kapag 2 lang tayo, carry mo akong tawaging mother

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eto pa ang isa sa mga mababangis na banat.

hi ano gawa mo???

gusto mo gawa tayo???

Lupet!!!

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Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam
Anak:talaga tay!!!
Tatay: hulaan mo.. mag CHOP sa dulo??
Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!!
Tatay: ketchop anak.. sige kain ka na...
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