Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 27

Juan: Buwiset na shampoo ito.. hindi bumubula
Pedro: paanong bubula yan hindi naman basa ang buhok mo!!!
Juan: Baliw!!! for dry hair nga daw ito eh!!! bobo ka ba??!! Epal!!!

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Do you know INNER ROW???

What is inner row??

Inner Row is that which comes before

Pibrerow
Marsow
Abril
Mayow...

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Alcohol Solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan.
Eh ang Milk?? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk? at sinabi nya tara dude milk tau??!!!

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Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagat

Girl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo??
Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.
Girl:zodiac sign ko Cancer
Boy: sa kin Goiter!!!

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as proposed by law sex will now be taxed.
1. upon penetration(VAT Vaginal Access Tax)
2. more that 10 minutes inside(burial Tax)
3. Upon withdrawal(exit tax)
4. Those who do not have sex life(idle asset tax)
5. those who practice withdrawal method of birth control(withholding tax)
6. Entering other than wife(road users tax)

Kung matutuloy ito, sa iyo pa lang makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang.. Mabuhay ka!!!

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Anak: Tay, May assignment kami find the least common denominator daw
Itay: ha? nung elementary ako assignment na namin yan. Hindi pa ba yan nahahanap???

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A mother asked her daughter about her sex life. the daughter only answer. "Cebu Pacific"
On the way home, the mother saw the billboard and was shocked!!!

"Cebu Pacific 7 days a week, twice daily and both ways!!!"

That girl!! idol!!!

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Anak: Tay, ilan "r" ng correspondent?? isa o dalawa???

Tatay: Tatluhin mo na para sure!!!

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Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift???

Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000

Pasyente: mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata??

Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!

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Lessons learned from Trillanes
1. pwede palang maglakad from Makati Trial Court to Manila pen
2. Kasya pala ang tangke sa hotel
3. pag naposasan pala ang media, nakakalimutan ang nag-aaklas sila muna pinaguusapan
4. hindi pala maganda si pinky webb pag walang makeup
5. kulot pla si ces drilon pag hindi nagblower
6. bago maglunsad ng coup, isaalang alang ang kalagayan ng panahon.

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Nung makita kita inaamin ko hindi ko mapigilan tumingin sa mukha mo.. sa mata mo.. sa bibig ko.. lahat
tapos sabi ko sa sarili ko.. haru dios ko!!! walang duda...

si KOKEY nga ito!!!

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Merry christmas, xmas, Maligayang Pasko !!!! Happy New Year!!! Manigong Bagong Taon sa inyong lahat!!!! Happy Year 2008


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