Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 48

MISIS: Inday! nakita mo ba senyorito mo? kanina ko
hinahanap eh!

INDAY: Hindi ko po alam sinyura!

MISIS: Nambabae na naman siguro yun! Di mo ba
talaga nakita?

INDAY: Hindi po sinyura, kasi pag gising ko po kanina ....
wala na siya sa tabi ko eh!

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TITSER: Pedro, what is Ethics?

PEDRO: Ethics mam is the relative of Duck !!

TITSER: Its ok Pedro!....and that duck will lay an egg....
and that egg will be your Grade..... Sit down!

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Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na MAITIM
ang kili-kili niya.... ng di siya magagalit?

GANITO: Bestfriend, ano ba ang ginagamit mong
deodorant........KIWI?

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TITSER: Pedro, ano ang tawag dito? (pointing to the "sex
organ" ng lalaki na naka-drowing sa blackboard).

PEDRO: Mam, meron po dadi ko niyan! Pag MALIIT po,
ginagamit niya sa pag-ihi.....Pag MALAKI naman
po, ginagamit na TOOTHBRUSH ni yaya !

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria Maam !!

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Mam, Yesterday you said it's H to O.


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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, because I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are, mam!!

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIE: Because George still had the AXE in his hand, mam !!

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to..... 'cuz my Mom is a good cook.

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