Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 53

A 90 yrs old man starts making love to his 85yrs old wife. He started sucking her breast, after 10 seconds, he died...


Autopsy report:


Cause of death,

EXPIRED MILK WITH MELAMINE SUBSTANCE...


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My happyness is...


















wr0ng spellinG..
Wahaha!
Ooops, ba2likan nya yan!
HaHaha

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Another pinoy joke: Paano magtoothbrush ang tanga? Sagot: Una titingin sa salamin at saka sisipilyuhin ang ngipin!

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Row pa..



Row pa..



Row pa..plezZ..



..plez lng day ha.
Hewalayan m n c Yilmaz!kng gs2 m p aq mbohay,hwg ka ng b0malek ng estanbol!
-anNaBeLE Rama

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Pasyente: doc,regular lage ko malibang,kada alas 7 sa buntag
DR: maayo nuon nä Unsa may problem?
Pasyente:8 am man gud ko makamata.mangapislat na,inig mata nko...

...!+£gUd EVeNiNg£+!

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Message
ko i2
pra bukas..
Bukas
mo n
bsahin.




Sbi ko bukas na,







ang kulit!







Bhala ka!











GOOD MORNING!!!
..Oh! Tamo?
Morning b ngyon?!:-)
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Tao1:is0Li q
it0ng nbiLi k0ng
DVD.
Tao2: an0ng
pRbLma?
T1:wLang pictyr
ska s0und.
Sayang,susPens
thrLer p yta i2.



T2: an0ng title?




T1: The Lens Cleaner!
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Happy Valentines Day!!! Maligayang Araw ng mga Puso!!!

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