Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 55

1ng pin0y
ng'pR0p0s
s pnay n
mNmhL
uPng
mpSg0t
ang bA2e
pngHandaAn
ang sSbhn.

B0y:wil u b my
weDing?
Girl:hahaha.
B0y:watz
Lafing?
Girl:wr0ng
gramMing.

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D
m0st
pa!nfuL
thnG
dat
a
guy
cud
d0
2his
grL
s
sit
w/
hs
frndz
& sAy,
"pare
Luk at her
paniwlng pniwla
mhL
q xa
haha!
pare
d ña alm
kw ang mhL q!
pkiz nga!"

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PERD0: wLa q
gHp0n
mam,nangank
man gd aq
nanay
TCHR: h0y,
SPEAK N ENGLISH!
PEDRO: 0ops,s0ri
mam. L0st me
yestrday bC0z
my m0ther ws
b0rn!
TCHR: Gud! Siting
dwn.

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GirL1:0ist grL,
nbLitaAn q ngbrk
n kau ng bf m?

GirL2:0o kc d
mrun0ng humLik
tsaka isng styLe
lng ang alm n2. .













flying kisS!

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Sumtyms
curius aq
bk8 kya
kpG nsktn
Umiiyk?
kpG msya
umiiyk dn?
KailanGan
b tlG
nG luha?
naicp q 2l0y,
mbuTi n un
kesa nMn
nGLLwAy
hbnG msya!
Yucky db?

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Mnsn
s
buHay,
tk0t
ty0ng
hrPin
ang
k22hnAn
kc,
mdLas
nsSktn
ty0.


Ak0?
s
ngaun,
isa
Lng
ang
kintTkuTn
q.

ALm
m
kung
an0?





secret!


bka
tkuTin
m aq
eh!

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F u c ur bf/gf
fLirtin' w/sm1. .
LapiTn m xa hiLain at pgpagin ang damit & sAy. ."bAby q,an0 kb
nMn?mLki ka n
ngLLr0 k pRn ng
bAsura. .i t0Ld u
its dirty!"

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in hell. .






















eks hell. .
in hell. .
eks hell!
iksirsays ba. .
Pra s0megla!

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NnGyri
n b sau unG


akLa m 4Get
m n xa?



wLa n,



tp0s nG Lht,


tp0s
1day


nGkta
kau,


nGumiti
sau,


nsbe m
nLnG

bt Gnun?



panGaG n Lageh
xa. .

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Si Uzumaki Naruto ay magiting na ninja galing s bayan ng Konoha. Ipadala ito sa 25 na tao at magiging ninja ka,hindi ito kalokohan yung kpitbhay nmin hokage na.

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may jokE aq..

xa bahay..

TaTay: pedrO, kunin m yng kaningBabOy xa kmbento..

Pedro: cge po tay..

.xa kumbento.


Father: o iho, bkt k nand2?
P: pnapkuha po n tatay yng kaning baboy..
F: ah, anOng pngaLan m?
P: pedro poh..
F: anOng year k na?
P: 1st yr collge poh..
F: ah, anong knukuha m?

P: kaningbaBoy poH..

.weh, corny, haha.
.txt2.


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