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Monday, June 21, 2010

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 66

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Mom:anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay..

Anak:mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola..

Mom:punyeta bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.!

Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!..

Mom:hndi..

Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko...

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SEXY:
Doc
mainit
puet ko,
DR:
Lagyan
natin ng thermometer,
SEXY:
Hiya
ako
Doc,
DR:
Off
ko
ilaw,
SEXY:
Doc
di yan
puet ahh!
DR:
Sige lang,
di rin ito thermomter.

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Sir: Inday wla maam mo,dun tau sa kwar2.
Inday: wAt? r u nuts? 4 ur n4mati0n sir I intend 2 reserve my viRginity 4 d person I truly lUv. f u think im an easy 2 get,cheap, slut.well,ur barking at d wr0ng tree & wil u pls act like a pr0fesSional bc0z ur s0 eEwWw.
Char lng siR, tara! excited nAkOh! Hehehe!

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Tcher:ok claz, r
leson 4 2dy s
abwt planets.
Earth s d 3rd
planet frm d Sun.Nw,wat s nxt 2 Mercury?


benben: murag
Rose Pharmacy
mn tingali mam!d lng q sure ha! Hahahahaha!

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ALONE?
i'm here for you.

iN LOVE?
i'm happy for you.

HURT?
you may cry on my shoulders.

NEED HUG?
my arms are yours.

NEED MONEY?
wala si
"*** "
umalis!
may ginagawa!
lumayas!
naglilinis!
may trabaho!
tulog!
nag'abroad!
'di ko alam kung kailan babalik!
hindi n'ya number 'to!
hu u?haha

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kuba: tinu2kso nila akng kuba! makapagaral nga ng karate.

5 m0nths l8ter

frend: gling m0ng magkarate ah.tnatawag kp rn b nilang kuba.?


kuba: hndi na, ninja turtle na!

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Nagtanong ang teacher kay juan
Teacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow

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Berto: kamusta assignment?



Ricardo: masama, wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper pinasa ko!



Berto: Naku ako rin! Paano 'yan , iisipin ni Ma'am nagkopyahan tayo!

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Mrs: Bakit ka basa ng basa sa d'yan sa marriage contract natin?



Mr: (di pinansin si mrs)



Mrs: O! Ano ba kasi hnahanap mo r'yan?





Mr: Naman! Tinitingnan ko lang kung may expiration date!

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4 TYPES OF JEJEMONS:

MILD- eOw pU. mxTAh pOeh.

MODERATE- eOw pfOw. nAh m1sZ pfOu qtAh. MwAhxx!

SEVERE- 30w Po3h! anOh pO3h gWa U?
TxT nA LhErN pO3h zhA giZing pFa!

TERMINAL JEJEMONS- 30w pOEh. m3N4
p!pOL! nUa m1Xz aOh pHoU k3o! jejeje


-OMG.save the planet! Hehe

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A Love Story
"TEXT"


Boy: Di ko na kaya 'tong gngwa mo sken eh. Lagi na lang! Sa lhat nlang ng ssbhn mo, nhhirapan aq. I'm sorry babe,
I just can't take it anymore. Sobrang pagod na akong intndihin ka. :(










Girl: ,,bvHeiiB aNoUh bV4h 3An6 pN46xx4b1h mOuH ?? di cKitAh mA1NtiNd1hAn !! aNoUh bV4Ng NuAg4w4h QoUh x3oH !!
bV4T k4h nKk1pAg bVr3Yk xK3n ?! pFuaG uXz4P4N nhU4T3N to !! JUJUJU !! T_T

Boy: JEJEMON ka!

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BOY:dba matalino ka?

GIRL: Oo Naman.
















BOY: Eh bakit hndi mo ako kayang sagutin?

(Haha! Naks.. Pero w8 meron pa)







GIRL:Kasi nga matalino ako, at alam kong hndi ikaw ang tamang sagot..

hmm?

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Kpag pinipilit ka ng parents mo na umamin sa kasalanan mo,



e2 dpt mong sabihin,





"No person shall be compelled to be a witness against himself."

-PHILIPPINE C0NSTITUTI0N-
Article III,
Secti0n 17. Right Against Self- Incriminati0n


Safe k n, n0sebleed pa cla,
Hahahah. .

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Pag c Pacman
nanalo s elekxn,
magpptayo
xa ng skul.

Pacquiao
University

n sh0rt.....

PAC U!

At ang twag
s mga
s2jante,



PACQERS.

haha..


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19 comments:

Mark said...

Hahahh! keep it coming guys! marami kayong napapasayang tao!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahaha grabe naka2tawa????...???

Anonymous said...

Hehehe..cool one, more j0kes pa..!ΓΌ

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Anonymous said...

.NiKz said


HaHahh!!! kAh harsh............
uit duhh wat ever......Duhhhhhhh
cheeee!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

saBajaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!corNy uiE!!
DUHhhhhhh???!!
wlA naY maS corNy anA???
hahAHAha........
CHuckS laNg?!!!

Anonymous said...

chuucckkzzzz.. hahaha.. funny,, weeaww. send more jokes pa guyzz....

Anonymous said...

i like reading jokes... weahw!! send pa moh guyzz!! hek2x

Anonymous said...

the best jokes ever.....even though i cant read that what u called jejemons!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

galing sir! wahaha~!

Love SMS said...

Nice blog i like it...bookmarked
Funny SMS

chai said...

binuang man nang inyo..hehehe..pwde more pa???hehehehe..............................gerald 143 <3

Anonymous said...

hahaha ,tawa ako ng tawa.. more jokes please. thanks!

ailyn said...

heheheheh, nka2twa ung mga jokes nyo,, keep it up!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

haha..1st time kung pmunta sa site na 2..!!ga2nda ng mga kowts..


paadd meh pla sa fb..:D

mjrosario19@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

hahaha!! XD grbe sket ng tyan q kktawa!!! :DDD

mary joy urbano said...

nAkZ !! sWeeT NAh naAkaKaTAwa !! hahahaahah !!

Anonymous said...

huy merun pa at pag dun ka nag aral magkakaroon ka ng paquing friends at gagamit din cla ng espisyal na papel na ang twag ay pacq sheet

Anonymous said...

Bastos yung iba tapos yung iba din nakakatawa