NANAY: anak iGisa m yung sardinas pRa may ulam tyo
ANAK: Opo. Kakaliskisan ko pa po ba ang isda?
NANAY: ay tanga!, ....
NatUral pRa masarap!
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everyone has a dream..
mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the person i love standing in the rain asking me for eternal love..
joke lng..
ang dream ko lng talaga ay magkapera..
maraming maraming pera un tip0ng pinapanggatong sa sinaing..
nyaHahaha :p
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"Wala Lang"
pass this to 18 people and nothing will happen.
Totoo! This is very effective.. i just tried it.. Wala talagang nangyari.. Promise! Cnend q 2 try if true.
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Gf:san tau?
Bf:punta tau dun s mdilim
Gf: ha?
Bf:trust me
Gf:ok
Pag-ab0t dilim.
Gf:bat nghubad k?
Bf:relax k lng
Gf:mghuhubAd dn b aq?
Bf:ha?
Tatae k dn b?
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Inspiring quote for me:
"Hindi ako tamad"....
"hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos ang kasipagan ko.."
^-^
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D0C: Wat hapend 2 ur vagina? Ang LAKI!
GIRL: I was raped by an elephant!
D0C: But elephants have small dicks!
GIRL: Amputang yun! Fininger muna ako eh!
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Katutubo1: mag-iingat ka syong bbaybayin na daan dhil ito'y mpanganib.. Kunin mo itng gmot sa kgat ng ahas bka sakaling ika'y mkagat.. Kunin mo tong sang bote ng hamog dhil ito'y nkkatnggal ng uhaw at gutom.. Dalhin mo ang balaraw na ito ng ating mga ninuno upang mprotektahan k laban sa mga mbbangis na hayop.. Nta2ndaan mo pb ang daan anak q?
Katutubo2: opo, bsta txt2 nlng if ever!
Katutubo1: ok bsta miscol mo me pg fil mo na lost ka.. tc! :p
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HUSBAND:
Tel
me
d
truth.
How
many
men
hav
u
slept
wid?
WIFE:
I
swear!
I
only
slept
wid
u!
D
rest
of
d
bastards
did
not
let
me
sIeep!
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