don't make the same mistake twice..
madami pang kasalanan jan, try mo ung iba.
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Ur temporary absence frm my immdiate vicnity seems 2 affct a slght dpression of sorts w/in this realms day 2 day existence..
in short...
'i mis u': the nsebleed edtion..
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B1:pre,nhoLdp aq muntk p q mmtay!
B2:bkt,d kb humngi ng 2Long?
B1:ngtxt aq s puLis stati0n!
B2:bkt,anng rpLy? B1:haynku, e2 rpLy! "hu u?"Wr did u get my no.?!
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After inspection:
"miss,wg k munang umalis..
check q ulit gmit m..
nsma ata ang puso q e.."
-WHATEVER, manong guard.
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Scenes kpag mgkaaway ang isang couple:
-mgttxt ng kunwre wrng snd
(pra icheck kng mgrrply c bf/gf)
-mgttxt ng kunware gm
(ppancn?)
-mgssend ng sandamakmak na swit/sad quotes
(pnadma daw)
-ssbhn sa tropa, "bhala sya, mgtxt sya kng gus2 nya, d ko ppancnin"
(pro panay ang abang sa cp kng my txt)
-bukang bbig nya, "di wag sya mgtxt! So?"
(pro ittxt c bf/gf ng, "ano, wla ka ng pakealam?)
-bu2rahin ang # ni bf/gf
(pro saulo nman ang #)
^^ARAY!XD
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D truth bhnd d
s0ng ETERNAL
FLAME & hu rily
sang it..
BULAG:cl0se ur
eyes,
PILAY:gve me ur
hand drlng,
BINGI:do u hir my
heart beating?
BOBO: d0 u
undErStnd?
MANHID: d0 u fiL
d same?
DUKHA: am i only
dreaming?
BUMBERO: is dis
burning? an
eternal flame!
PIPI: say my
name,
BALIW: sunshine
through the rain,
KAWAWA: my
whole life, so
lonely..
DOKTOR:dey'L
cum nd ease d
pain.
MADAMOT:i dnt
wna lose ds
feelng..
WOLF:Oooohh(^^.')
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1 pr0bnxn0 ngrent
ng rum s htel:
pr0b:Lm q pr0bnxn0 Lng aq kya wg mu q Loqhin!bt gn2 rum q?maliit wLng kma
at bntna!mhL mhL ng bnayad q,tpos gn2 lng?
roomboy:sir nsa elvtor plng tau,wg k xcited.
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1 cigAret
rEdUcEs Lyf
by 5 mins.
bt SEX
incrEasEs Lyf
by 10 mins.
So d bAsic sEnsE
Of dz st8mnt is,
Kht mLkas mnigariLyo
bsta mLib0g
mtgL m2tAy!
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Can u pronounce
gud
englsh?
read
d
ff
aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
test result:
gud dog!
stop barking n!
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evolution ng bagong mcdo comerciaL:
'miss ang sexy mo ah,
pa gerger ka naman..! gerger gerger gerger!
0_o
haha...
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