Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 41

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judge: wt if u fnd out ur boyfrnd haS AIDS,wt wL u d0?

contestnt: i'd stL luv him (EVRYBODY CLAPS.)

..bc0z AIDS dsnt maTer!Ü

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bkt nakkmatay ang butter?ü







bcoz..,
itz "ment..tikil..ya"

tentenenen :-D
funny n0h!ü

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Kinds of Txters"

1.VAMPIRE: 8pm onwrds mgttxt hnggng mk2log k n.

2.ONEWAY: puro 4wrd ng kowts, pg tnxt m, la n reply.

3.KOWTSERO/A: hinge kowts linya nya.

4.USI: Lgi ñ tnong 'nu gwa u?or wt gwa u?' prng na2y!

5.PACUTE: Uses po/h & opo.

6.D INVICBLE: Dal2 s txt pro s prsonal d m mkausap.

7.PARASITE: Mgttxt lng pg me klangn.

8.VIP: Ubod ng tgal mgreply.

9.DEDMA: S dmi ng tnxt m "ah ok" lng ang reply.


TMAAN WAG MGALIT.,
ü

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Sa school..

Mariel:
Friendship! Bkt parang ang puti ng mukha mu ngaun?












FRESELDA:
halleeer!
FOUNDATION DAY kaya ngayon!ü

:-(

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Promoter: Misis,kpg pnaghalo ang Surf at Tide, bubula kya?

Misis: Aba syempre!


Promoter: Mali!



Misis: Bkit nmn?



Promoter: Wla png tubig!



Excited?!

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Baby 1: (burp!)
Baby 2: daling! Lakat ng berp!
Baby 1: towee..




Baby 2: Pagerber ka naman.. Gerber gerber! gerber! gerber!
*cute!ö hahah

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kanina nagpaload aq..
sbi q "pwd mgpaLoad?"
biglang sumigaw ung tindera..
"c naka smart buddy naaaaaaaaaa!"


-sabe q,
"ate globe po ako, relax!"
Heheü

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After sex w/a college girl...
Mayor: how much?
Girl: 200
Mayor: ha? Mabubuhay ka sa 200?
Girl: sideline lng yan mayor, blackmail talaga negosyo ko..ü

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bigas, tubig,
gas, karne,
gulay, kryente,
tnapay, noodles,
srdnas, tuiti0nfEe

lht ngmmhlan na...




tyo nlng hnd..ö

yan ang bAnat!

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Kung
bbgyan
ka ng
pgkakataon
na mging
"artista"
ano ka?






SiNUSWERTE??
--hahaha. Gud pm.:-)

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A nestea

is the best policy. Uuuy...Babasahin niya ulit! :-)

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PULIS: cno nkkita sa aksidente?
VENDOR: ako sir, ako!
P: buti nman may witnes.
kita mo ba plate#?
V: oho!
ngsisimula ho sa 4!
P: ano ksunod?

V: Registration.ö

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For those who have 135 IQ... If Joey's father is John, then John is the ____ of Joey's father. What is the missing word? Logic lang yan. No answer, low IQ..
kaya dapat may reply ka!;p

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