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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 10

Congratulations to Batch 2007 !!! Happy Graduation !!!! Happy Commencement Day !!! Maligayang Pagtatapos !!! Welcome to the world of happily unemployed/employed !!! Good luck to you all !!!

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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.

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"hindi ibig sabihing marami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin ay marumi no...
hindi ibig sabihing marami ng laway ang natikman ko ay wala na akong dangal..."
---kutsara

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Ito ang message na sigurado ifo-forward mo:

"GAGALISIN ANG PUWET NG HULING MAKAKATANGGAP NITO"

yahooo!! Safe na ako... sori na lang sa mga walang load!!!!

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HEADLINE
Dalawang matandang babae... nagjojogging sa plaza.. na-rape!!!

Kinabukasan...Plaza nagkagulo... nagkatraffic..

Dahil libo libong matanda ang ngayon ay nagjojogging!!!

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Wishing you a seductive and horny morning, licked by love and penetrated with heavenly graces. May all your problems be ejaculated before the climax of the day. Have a sexy day!

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Kadalasan, nakakatakot ang magmahal,
dahil nakakatakot masaktan, mahirap umasa,
nakakatakot ding mapaglaruan.
Pero di ba, mas nakakatakot kapag nalaman mo na kapatid mo pala si mahal?
at tatay mo si dagul?

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Nahuli ni lalaki ang asawa na ka- sex ang kapitbahay!!! Binaril yung kapitbahay, patay!
Wife: Grabe ka naman!!!! Kapag di mo binago ugali mo, mauubos ang mga kapitbahay natin!

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Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

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The only people whom I greet "Good morning"
are those who are smart, cute and malakas ang sex appeal.
So, pano ba yan? E di good afternoon na lang sayo!

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Man to wife on her birthday:
"You can have sex for an hour the way you want it."
Wife jumped up, kissed him and ran out of the house...
"Thank you! Thank you! I'll be back in an hour!"

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I keep on telling my friends about you, how you talk, how you laugh, how you've touched my life. Then, they asked,
"Saan ba makakahanap ng tulad nya?"
I answered, "Mandaluyong, loob, ward 5, kaliwa."

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Kung bola ka, at ako ang player, mashoshoot ba kita?
Hindi, kasi ngayon nga lang namimiss na kita eh!

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Sa buhay, hindi lahat nabibili o ibinibigay.
May gusto tayo na hindi nakukuha, may pangarap na hindi naaabot,
may hiling na hindi natutupad.
Pero kuntento na ako.
Bakit kamo?
Kasi, P6.25 na lang ang Tide, pinalaki pa!!!!

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If you believe in signs ..
in serendipity ..
in destiny ..
in soulmates ..
in love at first sight ..
in eternal love..
Malamang single ka for life!!!!

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Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kailangan kang mamili kung yung taong mahal mo o mahal ka! Hello?! Hindi na uso yun ngayon, ang tanong, "Yummy ba sya?"

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Time can heal all wounds.
Time can give you another chance.
Time can help you forget.
Time can let you move on.
Dati ang alam ko lang eh, “time is gold!” improving!!!

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Hindi ko alam kung bakit nagseselos ako kapag may ibang nagpapangiti at nagpapasaya sa 'yo.
Hindi naman siguro sa makasarili ako kundi natatakot lang ako na sa sobrang kasiyahan mo, lumobo ang sipon mo!!!!

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ERAP: anak, ilan ba ang diyos??
JINGGOY: dad, isa lang ang diyos. Bakit mo naitanong??
ERAP: eh bakit may extra joss??

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Pratatatat!!! Kaboom!!! Kablaaam!!! Weewee!!! Wangwang!!! Pratatatat!!!
Sugod mga cute!!! Itext ang mga pangit!!! Yes sir!!!
Ito, tinext ko na yung isa, lider ata nila.

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20 comments:

Airah said...

done. =)

sherma said...

sakto... naghahanap ako ng jokes, eh... hehehe...

Rica ♥ said...

sige po. i-lilink kita :]

ychel said...

thanks for the link. linked u up already :)

:: J a n e l l e :: said...

saya naman! mahilig ako sa jokes :D haha! salamat pala sa paglink sakin, na link na po kita sa webby ko. dun po sa links page :D

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~The DuKe of SeAs~ said...

Hello ph :D
Nalink na po kita
Nice blog...ang daming "interesting" posts. Haha!
Have a nice day

Bean said...

Link Exchange!

Culture Shiok!

sherma said...

na-link na rin po kita... thanks po...

Nita said...

Nakakaaliw naman ang mga jokes mo, nakakawala ng homesick :-)

Happy weekend nga pala. Pwede paki-link din? Thanks!

jho said...

hahaha! Mababaw kasi ako na tao. Link kita ha.

Carl Ocab said...

linked you!! im from carlocab.com papalit naman ng name ko? tech 2.0 nlang po! thanks

tina said...

linked you up na.

Ann said...

Nakakatuwa naman yung mga text messages dito. Pakopya ha?

Bakit exclusive sa google yung comment box nyo?

deejayz said...

naghahanap ako ng tagboard.wala! exclusive ka ba for blogger members?? may you have many and even funnier jokes to come! hindi ka mauubusan, hanggat may pinoy texters!

Juzahlyn said...

nakakatawa naman mga jokes..Thanks..will link you up if its oke

din-din said...

Hi.. done.. linked you up already.. =)

Can i just ask one thing? can you please change http://jehraldyn.co.nr/ to http://dindinsworld.blogspot.com?

thanks! =)

gleian said...

hhhwhwhwhw..nakakatawa na man to!hanap pa kaya ako ng iba,,,,,san kay madaming joke na makikita ko!

Anonymous said...

weew!!! thanx s mga jokes!

Anonymous said...

pls send nyo me ng jokes, 09298225572