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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 20

Last night my pillow saw me sad.
She asked me, "Why are you crying??? tears falling on me??"
Know what i did??

Siyempre tumakbo ako!!! kaw ba namang kausapin ng unan!!! English pa!!!

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IQ test

why is P3.70 = P13.20??? isip muna bago down....



Answer: trisibinti=tsisibinti!!!!
hahaha!!! hindi na-gets!!! basahin mo ulit!!! hehehhe

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Kahit marami na akong nahalikan
Kahit madami ng labi ang dumampi sa akin
Marami mang lumaway sa akin
Hindi ibig sabihin nito na wala na akong dangal

--- Kutsara

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Boy: Daddy?? how did i come into this world???
Dad: listen carefully. Mom and dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restroom of the cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. when dad finished uploading. we discovered we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus!!!

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Kahit na magkalayo tayo.
Lagi mong isiping andito lang ako!!
Kaya kung nalulungkot at nag-iisa ka.
Just type my # 15
send to 808
Sure yun!!! reply me agad!!!
Ikaw pa!!!

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Waaahhh.. grabe yung kasabay ko sa jeep sigeng kiss!!! hindi na nahiya!! gusto pa ng girl, inalis pa yung bra kita talaga yung boobs nya!! bata pa yung girl.. totoo!!! pero mas bata yung guy!!!

6 months!!!

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Hinoldap si lumen
Pero dahil wais.. nilagay nya P500 sa panty
Kaya hindi nakuha,
Pero nang ibili nya sa grocery.. ayaw tanggapin.. fake daw!!!
dahil
nakalabas ang dila ni Ninoy!!!!

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Pari nagmimisa: sino sa inyo ang may kagalit??
Taass kamay lahat pwera sa isang matandang babae
Pari: si lola lang ang walang kagalit... ano edad nyo lola??
Lola: 93 anyos.
Pari: tingnan nyo si lola.. 93 na pero walang kagalit!! Lola bakit wala kayong kagalit???
Lola: PATAY na ang mga WALANGHIYA!!!

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"Walang malayong kulangot sa mahabang kuko!!"

Napakagandang qoute.
It signifies determination, creativity and hope.
Sana na-inspire ka. ;)

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Atty: Ano?? idedemanda mo boss mo ng sexual harrassment!!! dahil lang sa sinabihan kang mabango ang buhok mo!!!ano masama dun???
Girl: your honor, UNANO!!! ang boss ko.. UNANO!!!

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You know how much i love you, pero sabi nila pag mahal mo ang isang tao, you have to set him free.. paano yan, if i set you free baka mangagat ka!!!

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Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng sucherya!!!
Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig. hindi sucherya tawag dun...
Anak: ano po??
Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!

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