"filipino class"
Guro: juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay...
Juan: Ahem. " ang tatay ay nadapa.. Tayo tay!! tayo tay!!!"
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ang pagkakaibigan...
parang bulate sa puwet hindi mo makikita yun...
pero ikaw lang ang nakakadama ng kiliti nito...
salamat ha!!! dahil isa kang bulate sa puwet ko !!!
ang kati mo friend!!!
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kung pangarap mong mahalin ka ng isang tao ng totoo at tunay at hindi ka lolokohin...
Txt mo si Prospero Pichay!!!
Pangarap niyang tuparin ang pangarap mo!!!!
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There was a mommy fish who got separated from her baby fish...
When they saw each other again after a very long time..
the mommy fish said to the baby fish...
ISDA you?? :)
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Mahirap isipin at pag-isipan na ang taon iniisip mo ay hindi man lang lubos na makaisip na isipin ka...
naisip mo ba ang nais ipaisip ng isip ko??
Pag-isipan mo baka sakaling maisip mong isipin ako...
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kapag maraming ngaaway sau...
tawagin mo lng ako at sabay natin sabhin ang...
kapangyarihan ng taba...
taglay ay mantika..
kambal na biik..
kami ang....SUPER PIGS!
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Minsan pagsapit ng umaga...
nakakasawa na yung mga bati na...
Gud am!!!
Eat your breakfast!!!
or Have a nice day!!!
para maiba naman
kape tau kahit tig-isang Timba lang :)
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May 7 baboy sa 1 box..
may 23 pairs na pato at isang pusa...
ang isang pato ay nakakain ng 56 na uod...
tapos may 5 langgamew
Relax!!! walang tanong... Gandang umaga!!!
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Newly wed
Wife: ang liit ng bird mo hon!! may tattoo na ELMO, sakto lang mga letra...
Husband: maliit ba?? patigasin mo at basahin mo agad!!
Wife: Oh Shit!!! ELfilibusterisMO!!!
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In a classy bar
German: waiter, REMY Martin, single!!!
French: Waiter, Carlo Rossi!!! double!!!
Pinoy: waiter, PoPOY Dimaunat!!! married!!!
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Love.....
Love.....
Love....
IPASOK mo na....
Cge na...
Bilisan mo!!!
Bilis... basa na!!!!
basang basa na!!
Ipasok mo na....
Ipasok mo na...
ang mga sinampay!!!
Lakas ng ulan ah oh!!
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isang araw nakita kita umiiyak sa ulan...
sumigaw ako sabi ko...
"Umalis ka jan!!!"
sabi mo
"wla kang pakialam!!! Dito lang ako!!!"
tumawa ako sabay sabi...
"bahala ka!!!! iyong titi mo!!! bakat na!!!"
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Contribution by +6392721***, naidz
Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 14
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WALANG NG BABADUY AT KOKORNI PA SA MGA JOKES MO!
HAHAHAHA...KAKATAWA YUNG COMMENT!
wENkZ,wEnKz,WeNkZ...
wENkZ,wEnKz,WeNkZ...
wENkZ,wEnKz,WeNkZ...
e malamang binasa mo rin namn yun jokes.. baduy ka pa jan hahahaha..
toinkz, toinkz
may naligaw din nmn
nakakatawa
ganda ng jokes mo. hnd sha baduy! i love it!! hahahahahahahahha...
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! hahhahahaha!!! nkakatawa!!!!! haahahaha!!!! type ku sya!!
joke pala yan,,,, kala ko poem...
huh......................................
kala ko jokes...
bigyan kita........
kahit isa lang, di ko alam kung nakakatawa tohh,,,
May isang batang nasa bubungan at binobosohan ang magsyota...
Girl: pano pag nabuntis ako?
Boy: Bahala na ung nasa itaas..
Bata: Hala!!!! Putang ina,,,, bakit ako? nanonood lang ako dito....hahaha
ha ha ha! thanks a lot....
hahaha kakatawa nung iba
wow... so nice....hnd nkakatawa....instead nakakadiri....yuck.....shocks....
toinkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
buang mo?..
corny much!..
wla na bang iba?
' no comments ! hahaha :)) peru d maxadu nakakatuwa ee !! hmm .. peru ok lng nmn eung iba !! :))
hMmmmm....
pwede narin...
kesa naman walang mabasang "corni jokes"..ehehe...
peace:)
pki-add naman ako..
danicz_613@yahoo.com
hi..
ok naman mga jokez nio..
uhm?.. greet kemu ing love kuh..
ehe..musta nah?
balu muh nah nung ninu ika ita.. =)
pa add naman poh xah fs..
teardrop_29@yahoo.com
tnx! god bless.. =)
fanget!!!che!duh!
ito, try ko lang kung ma tatawa kau xa jokzzzz ko...
sa isang beauty pageant.
contestant #3 here's ur question:
tatanggapin mo ba ang boyfriend mo kahit alam mo na may aids sya?
contestant #3: yes, because i believe aids doesn't matter.
sa mental may isang baliw na kumakanta habang nakahiga sa kama..
tumigil ito at dumapa..
kumanta ulit..
nag taka ang nurse at tinanong..
o, bakit ka bumaliktad?
baliw: tanga side B na!
pa add b xa fs. jm_secret14@yahoo.com..........
ito pa... mdelapena25@yahoo.com
hehe.... nakaka tawa tnx na refresh ang mind ko.....
My Joke is much Funnier than urs.
ang killer ay pumapatay ng mga visaya.
Killer:whats your name?
Teresa:My name is Tirisa.
(Pinatay ng killer ang si Teresa)
Narinig ng bisayang si marites na pumapatay ng mga bisaya ang killer.
Marites:Kaya sasabihin ko sa killer na yun pag sakaling bumalik sya ay Marites,marites(1000x)
Nxt day,
Killer:What's your name?
Marites:Marites.
Killer:di ka nga bisaya.
(Nung nakatalikod na ang killer)
Marites:Yis!yis! Di nya ko Pintay.
(Bumalik ang killer at pinatay si Marites)
di ko alam masasabi ko kc feeling ko ur jokes are FUNNY,NA CORNEY,na xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx