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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 24

sakaling dumating ang
oras na umiiyak ka,
huwag kang magdadalawang
isip na magtxt or tawagan ako
dahil ibibili kita ng ice cream
tsaka lobo tapos hindi
natin sila bati... :)

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i hope ok ka lang today... umiiyak ako ngayon.. i have a big problem..
txt ako sa yo to ask for your help.. can u help we with my problem??



paano ba mag-ihaw ng YELO???

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Patient: Doc i have problem but promise you wont laugh

(drops his pants and shows the tiniest penis ever)

doc trying not to laugh: Ok whats the problem

Patient: namamaga po eh

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Konting pampam lan...

Use DEDICATE in a sentence...
kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...

How about CONTINUE..
kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....

idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET...
Naholdap yung cellphone ko.. hindi bale.. i'll VIOLET...

eto pa,
OPINION...
papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION..

eh ang CONCLUSION...
siyempre, hindi ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan kung CONCLUSION...

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Guy1: Pare parang i love you...

Guy 2: stop it pare!!!

just prove it!!!!

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No matter how strong we hold on still there comes a time that we suddenly fall...


---- butiki

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Masarap daw maging single
1. plagi gumigimik
2. puwede uminom palagi
3. walang nangingialam sa iyo
4. nagagawa mo lahat
5. puwede mong i-date kahit sino

pero pagkatpos ng kasiyahan at nag-iisa ka na. masaya pa rin kaya??

masaya ang single pero mas masaya kung pag-uwi mo may taong naghihintay sa yo at magsasabing

"hubad na!!! sabik na sabik na ako sa iyo!!!"

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whats worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating???

kapag nakita mong kalahati na lang yung worm!!!!

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Things you dont want to hear during your own surgery
1. saan yung gunting na bago???bakit may kalawang na ito??
2. 10ml??? may nakasurvive na ba dyan?? sabi ko 5ml lang!!!
3. doc, ubos na po pala yung anestisya
4. kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan na yung pantahi!!!
5. Sunog!!!! sunog!!! labas na kayong lahat!!! sunog !!! sunog!!!

kumusta naman yan!!!

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Pare1: pare bakit ka tulala!!
Pare2: asawa ko naghire ng driver guwapo, bata at macho
Pare1: bakit?? selos ka??
Pare2: hindi naman, shocked lang ako.. parang masarap siya!!!

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This is very interesting. dagdag kaalaman din ito.

Chorva has its etymology from the greek word CHEORVAMUS meaning " for lack of the right word to say or in place of something
you want to express but you cannot verbalize"

amazing isn't it??

naniwala ka naman.. Chorva lang yun!!!

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May ari: hoy!!! Huling huli kita!!! ikaw pala nagnanakaw ng niyog ko!! bumaba ka dyan!!!

Magnanakaw: huli kung huli!!! hindi yung ginugulat mo pa ako!!! eh paano kung mahulog ako dito!!! pakyu!!!

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alam mo ba kung bakit hulog ka ng langit??

kasi


bawal ka dun!!!

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A nun riding a taxi
Driver: i'd like to ask a favor if i may, sister i've always fantasized kissing a nun
nun: ok but first you have to be a catholic, 2nd you have to be single
taxi driver: i am both catholic and single
so the nun fulfills the taxi driver fantasy and kiss him
driver: thank you but i must confess.. i lied to you.. i am married and im a muslim
Nun: thats ok.. im on my way to a costume party and my real name is BOYET!!!

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Pinoy Jokes from 0920619****, 0906234****, 0927319****

1 comment:

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