Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 26

Cheap Lacoste Shirts for Christmas!!! order now!!!

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kung totoo ang "Darwin's theory of evolution" na ang tao ay namula sa unggoy

Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo???
Baka another theory noh???

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did you know that
-cockroaches have fingers and nails??
-rats can cure diabetes??
-ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas??
-the saliva of a horse is used in making cheese??

galing noh??
Lahat yan imbento ko lang... hahahaha

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Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth.

What did u read?? My pen is in her mouth.

or did your dirty mind read something else???

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Boy: musta???
Girl: k lang. kaw?
Boy:k lang din. hehehe.
Girl:hehehe..

sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan. hahahaha

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Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. ang sinomang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko
palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito!!! klaro ba??
Inday: ang mga namutawi sa iyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iimbak sa sulog ng aking balintataw,
sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunamgunamin,aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. tatalikdin ang matayog
at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasabitin ang aking sangkalooban

inday scores again!!!

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health tips based on research:
headache-eat fish
fever-yogurt
prevent stroke-tea
insomnia-honey
asthma-onions
arthritis-fish
upset stomach-banana and ginger
bladder infxn-cranberry juice
bone problem-pineapple
premenstrual syndrome-cornflakes
memory problem-oyster
colds-garlic
cough-red pepper

Broken heart??

COLT45!!!
Todo Lakas!!!
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a blackman, a whiteguy, and a pinoy were in the bar when a sexy lady comes up and says,
"whoever can use the words liver and cheese with style will be my date tonight"

White: steak that liver and melt that cheese on me
Black: i hate liver but i love cheese as i love you
Pinoy: hey, you two!!! Liver alone!!! Cheese mine!!! yeh!!!

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the pinoy love
as if walang pakialam pero deep inside worried na.. miss na miss na...
pero nagtext.. so what?? daw pero later magrereply din naman...
pa-erase-erase pa ng number kunwari pero.. hello.. memorize naman yung number...
kapag hindi tinitxt ng mahal niya kunwari na wrowrong send para magpapansin...
ayaw magtxt pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng mahal niya kung kumusta na...

hay... Love nga naman sa Pinas oh.. Pang adik!!!

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Musta ang lovelife???


... eto self supporting!!!
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kadalasan, binabase ng mga girls sa itsura kung mamahalin ang isang guy...
pero hindi dapat ganun...
hindi nmn sa mukha nakikita yun eh...
kundi sa loob...
ng brief.. hehehe...

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bakit walang kitchen ang motel???


dahil sa kama pa lang eat all you can na!!!

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