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Ano bang problema mo? Tinatanung lang naman kita, minumura mo pa ako. Hindi naman kita pinipilit sumagot!! kung hindi mo na kaya eh di huwag na!!!!

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Babae: aalis na ako!!! iiwan na kita!!!
Lalake: huwag love!!! Kapag umalis ka!!! maglalaslas ako ng pulso...
Babae: mukha mo!!! magpatuli nga hindi mo magawa!! maglaslas pa kaya?? Supot!!!

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May then holiday season bring u Joy, Grace and Love...
Si Joy nasa dating club pa din; si Grace kasi may utang ka pa at hinahanap ka ni Love, buntis daw!!!

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Son: Dad, i had my first sex with my classmate:
Dad: Wow!! Ang galing mo anak!! very macho!!! inum tayo.. Let's celebrate your becoming man!!!
Son: Bukas na dad!!! Sakit ng Puwet ko eh!!!

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Nasa bangka with your ever plastic friend and your two timer ex
ng biglang lumulubog ang bangka...
Sino una mong ililigtas??

Yung bangka o yung sagwan???

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a man went to a pharmacy to buy condoms...

Saleslady: P2000 po ang isa sir..
Man: what?? bakit sobrang mahal???
Saleslady: kasi po pede nating i-try

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Wanna know how hindu(india) people communicate without talking??
See the red dot on their forehead??

Infrared pare!!!

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Sa math class..

Titser: Juan, kung ako ay may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 10 anak sa pangalawa samakatuwid meron akong????

Juan: Mam, libog... matinding libog!!!

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Effort is only effoert when it begins to get hurt.. :(

But i remember my yaya told me once...

Effort is where you can find...

Erflanes... Waaattt!!!???

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