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Monday, March 24, 2008

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 33

10 embarassing moments:
10. masakit ang tyan at hindi na inabot ang cr
9.umakbay ka sa ibang tao na kalo mo friend mo
8.nagulat ka pero walang nagulat
7. nagjoke ka sa madaming tao pero walang natawa
6.panay salita mo wala ka na palang kausap
5.pag na nkikitawa ka sa mga magfriends na nagjojoke sa jeep. Feeling close.
4. feel na feel mo na ikaw ang kausap, yun nasa likod mo pala
3. bihis na bihis ka na. hindi ka pala kasama
2. lumobo sipon sa sobrang tawa
1. tapos sininghot mo pabalik imbes na punasan!!!

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sabi nila
balang araw mahahanap ko din
yung magmamahal sa kin ng tunay...

natawa ako....

wala lang, natawa lang ako.. hahaha!!! masama ba tumawa???

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Top 6 problems of highschool students:
6. Allowance
5.Assignments
4.exams
3. grades
2. instructors
1.papel

pansin mo??

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GMA: Sorry na-late ako. Grabe ang brownout sa makati eh. 1 hour kami sa elevator
Erap: Mas grabe ang brown out sa San Juan. 2hours kami ni jinggoy sa escalator :)

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Its not good for a woman to be alone in this kind of past time venue. Please give me traces and reasosn why am i in this kind of position in blocks of fairy land like backyard.

-- si inday nawawala sa enchanted kingdom

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sa party, nilapitan ng isang guwapong lalake ang isang babae,

Lalake: sasayaw ka ba?

tuwang tuwa ang babae na tumayo..

Babae: yes!!!

Lalake: buti naman... paupo ha...

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Isang araw, matagal na nakatitig si piglet kay pooh...

Pooh: bakit ka ba ganyan tumitig sa akin??
Piglet: ang taba mo loko, dapat ikaw si piglet eh...

ouch noh??? hahahaahaha...

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Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi dumi mo at ang baho mo pa??!!!

Mister: nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto naten???

Misis: oo!!

Mister: puwes.. ako!! hindi ko nakita!!! :)

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D ba marunong kang mag-mahal?? arrange mo nga itong rambol words....

GEOVPUINTD

clue: sinasabi mo ito sa mahal mo pag may problema kayo. wait ko answer mo.. no reply.. no i.q.

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Life's little things:

Isnt it strange that the best thing are always taken??

Parang ako.. taken na... :)

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Tinext ni GF si BF:

Hon, walang tao sa bahay...

Nagmamadali naman si bf na pumunta sa bahay ni gf...

pagdating sa bahay ni girl, kumatok ng kumatok si bf....

wala ngang tao sa bahay :)

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Parrot: pag hinila mo itong kaliwa kong paa, kakanta ako.. pag kanan, tutula naman...

Boy: wow!!! galing naman... e paano kapag sabay ko hinila paa mo??

Parrot: d mahuhulog ako!!! tanga ka ba??!!!

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Si God laging nasa tabi mo...
kapag masaya ka at alam niya kapag malungkot ka...
andyan lang siya kapag nadapa ka at itatayo ka nya...
at sasabihing...

"anak, lasing ka na naman.. pasaway ka talaga!!!!"

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isang araw nakita kita umiiyak sa ulan...

sumigay ako at sabi ko "Umalis ka dyan!!!"

sabi mo "wala kang pakialam!!! dito lang ako!!!"

Tumawa ako sabay sabi

"Bahala ka!!! yung puki mo bakat na!!!!"

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kahit gaano kalalim ang ilog, hanggang dibdib lang ng duck!!!!

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Pinoy Jokes from Ryan A., 0905333****, 0915569****,0927660****,0921290****,0915801****, 237100135****

12 comments:

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Neha said...

SMS jokes.., I like reading it, coz it makes me laugh sometimes.., but sometimes it don't.

SMS Collection said...

Interesting one.
Thanks for share.

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Anonymous said...

Ano po ang sagot sa may rambol words?