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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 71

Teacher : CLASS! ANO ANG KAIBIGAN PARA SA INYO?
S1: kasama in good & bad times.
S2: Sabihan ng secrets po.
T: tama kayong lahat.oh ! Juan , Ano ang kaibigan para sau?
J : KAiBiGAN ?? Yan ung pinaka nakaka insultong tinawag saken ng taong mahal ko :'(

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tips para mapatay ako¸..









kung mkapindot ka parang interesadø kah aaa.. wla namang ganyanan !


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Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA?? Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!


3 L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..
L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..
L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..
L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..


Use samuel as a sentence: Samuel down the road...

KANO : Itour gud ko sa Cagayan.
DRIVER : Cge sir. (tour..tour..)
 KANO : Pila ka years gitukod ang Capitol University?
DRIVER : 2 yrs sir.
KANO : sus! didto sa states 10 months lang na!
DRIVER : aaah.. KANO : kanang Cogon?
DRIVER : 1 year sir.
KANO : Kadugay pud oi. Sa States, 4 months lang na! (naglagot na ang driver)
KANO : hmm...kanang Gaisano Mall?
DRIVER: Ambot! Wala man na ganina!

Sa kalagitnaAn ng gera !
 pedro: sumuko na kyo! wla rn kau mapa2la.
 terorista: su2ko lng kmi kung mai-spel mo ung ceasefire ?
pedro: ituloy ang laban! patay kung patay! Pada2lhan ko kau ng crysanthemum sa inyong lbing!
terorista: spEl crysanthemum?
pedro: sv ko rose, bingi b? Labn kung labn..wlang spelingan . . Hahaha. .



Di baLe ngbob0..ikwnman anglaman ng uTakq.
aanh¡N m0 paaNg bahayny0.. knGnkt¡Ra ka nasA pus0 q..
¡Tu2w¡D q aNglaNdAs m0.. pRa sa akN kAd¡2rts0.
gU2m ka ba?. LbrE k¡tA nG s¡0mAi aTh0p¡A s0 tHat i cAn SIO-MAI LOVE 4U & H0P-IA L0VE mE
2." "aq aNgmgba2yad nGtuit¡0n fEem0..bzta aNgpgaarLanm0..ai angmahal¡n aq..
dlwang bses lng nman kTa gz2ng mkasma eh.. ngaun @mgpakailan man.!" Love is really magical...



BOY: miss, pwd mgtnung? anung oras na?
GIRL: ngttanung k ng oras? tpos ttanungn mu name ku? tpos hhingin mu numbr ku? tpos liligwan muq? tpos aftr 1mo. pcharming akung ssgutn kta.. tpos bbsita k sa bahay..
tpos mgddate tyo.. tpos smpre pkipot nmn aku.. tpos ddlhn muq kht san lng.. tpos mi mngyyari stn.. tpos mbbuntis aku..
tpos ppkasal tyo.. tpos bbugbugn mu lng ako! at pnu na ang bata?! Hindi! Hndi ku ssbhn kung anung oras na! BOY: (speechless)

Anak umuwi ng bahay.(gaLit) anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarntaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag db?


Hndi lng ang mga in-love ang pwedeng kiligin.... Ang mga umiihi dn... :)

Q: an0ng similarity ng sperm at may0nnaise? A: pareh0 clang galing itl0g at pareh0ng ladies choice hehe

61 comments:

leslie said...

haha,lkaz trip ba!

joeriebell said...

lol haha nice!

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha nakakatawa buysit hehehhehe hahahhahahha parang tanga lng ba

angry birds said...

hahaha
i like this

Anonymous said...

lol na lol tlga hahaha over!!!!

lanie said...

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Anonymous said...

I like the last part of this jokes!lol....hahhahhaha

keenly sheen demi said...

hehehee!!!ok na din!!!natawa na crin ako don!!!

keenly sheen demi said...

ejhehehheehehe

mary joy urbano said...
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mary joy urbano said...

hAnEp !! aNg lakaS MaGpATaWA !! ahaahahahahah !!!

Anonymous said...

aus ahhh....ahahaahahh

johnrichard said...

nice kakatawa nga ! :)))

Angelo said...

hahaha, pwede pwede ^^

Anonymous said...

Nice,,, More joke pa plzz

Anonymous said...

idiot

sase said...

eeeessstoooooryaheeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

it is so corny what the FUCK

y8 games said...

it's funny sms

Kuya Keith said...

Sa kalagitnaAn ng gera !
pedro: sumuko na kyo! wla rn kau mapa2la.
terorista: su2ko lng kmi kung mai-spel mo ung ceasefire ?
pedro: ituloy ang laban! patay kung patay! Pada2lhan ko kau ng crysanthemum sa inyong lbing!
terorista: spEl crysanthemum?
pedro: sv ko rose, bingi b? Labn kung labn..wlang spelingan . . Hahaha. .

-tawa talaga ako diot

Mark said...

hahahaha ang kulit nito comedy. lakas ng trip amp. visit nyo din to ok din dito Yummy Pinay

Anonymous said...

hahhahaha.,.,.,.,
luv ur j0kes aNd suPer dUpeR lIke iT!!!!!
nakaka-LOL....
:p

Anonymous said...

nice jokes^^
keep up the good work :)

aldhz_pink said...
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boymelvs said...
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Semidoppel said...

astig...author guest blog k naman sken..nakakatuwa tong mga jokes na to

Anonymous said...

make my days perfect...
ahahahah
-biboh

Anonymous said...

heheheh...!!!!
astig nuh?????????

shirley.musa@yahoo.com said...

grabe gyud itong mga jokes nkakatawa tlaga,,grabe nawala nakalimutan ko tuloy klase koh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!heheh

boymelvs said...

Judge: “Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado? ”
Rape Victim: “Tatlong beses po! ”
Rapist: “Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang. ”
Rape Victim: “Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako? ”

Astig na mga jokes

Kung Nakarelate Ka, Magsalita Ka said...

what the heck! hehehehehe ano na lang yun hehehehehe importante masaya.

Anonymous said...
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Sanjay said...

good jokes

Anonymous said...

nice...! hahaha

Anonymous said...

nice...! hahaha

Anonymous said...

hahaha..:))

BlueApple said...
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Rekoyan said...
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Anonymous said...

ahahahah! like ko yung mga jokes! XD dami ko tawa !mga 6 >.<

Anonymous said...

hahaha , nice post
thanks for posting

neameyer_access said...

Ayos 'to kay Boy Busabos... LOL

Anonymous said...

pantanggal stress!!!! lol!!

Mae Sevilla said...

nice jokes..i like it..:Dsuro

boy pick up said...
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Anonymous said...

what the fuck of your jokes in the hell bullshit

mary santos lives in abucay,bataan (.Y.) my boobs said...

nice jokes are you a boy love me






love my boobs

Jimdel said...
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KornyMo said...

Haha kakatawa tlga mga jokes dito! Meron rin akong mga jokes sa site ko! Tignan nyo guys! may mga pickup lines pa hehehe

Anonymous said...

yeahh...i totally love it.............. <3

MegaToonTV said...

haha, ayos mga to ah.. makapag recommend nga ng iba para maagkaroon ng animation like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnolPJ-_sYQ

yisheen said...

wahaha..da best..dame coh tawa

yisheen said...

wahaha..da best ..dame ko tawa

Anonymous said...

ayos ah hahaha.! :D

+19257842431 said...

Nice jokes

itchig0 said...

astig NG j0kes!

Anonymous said...

.hahaha.ganda! Lol!:D

Anonymous said...

kalokohan.. haha. asar mobilenet,naghahung na sa kakaup and down para makabasa ng sabog na jokes..
salamat sa APAUL q.

Anonymous said...

Two BEST pieces of advice for safe life:

1. Always speak the truth no matter how bitter & harsh it is


2. RUN immedietely
After saying it.


sarap maging nocturnal..
hahaha
maeren <3

anna salazar said...

More Jokes Please ?

ann said...

Pinoy jokes pa more, sarap kaya tumawa at ngumiti habang nagbabasa. :)