Bakit "TT" ang tawag sa male sex organ??
kasi kapag may nakahubad TAYO-ng-TAYO
kasi kapag excited TIGAS-NG-TIGAS
kapag natapos TULO-ng-TULO
oh ikaw??
TT rin..
TAWA-ng-TAWA
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A pinoy in New York bumps into a blackman...
BLACKMAN: Hey, watch it!!! you muddafucka!!!
Pinoy: Gago ito ah!!! MADAFAKA RIN SANA!!! ngo ngo!!!
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Tanong: Bakit hindi pwedeng magswimming ng sabay-sabay ang mga kalbo sa jacuzzi??
Sagot: Kasi magmumukha silang FISHBALLS!!!! hehehe
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Magmahal???
oo, nagawa ko n
magmakaawa??
oo, nasubukan ko na
umiyak??
oo, ilang beses na
sumuko??
hindi pa...
bakit ako susuko
mukha ba akong WANTED??
ARTISTAHIN yata ito!!!
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Dangerous snake..
ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS(Trouser Snake)
Description: varies from pink to black.. fangless... with highly venomous spit.. that can cause prolonged swelling for 9 months.. size varies from 3" to 9" depending on subspecies. Usually found in bedrooms but is known to appear in unusual place from time to time. Attacks women in the lower frontal abdomenal area but sometimes known to attack men in between the gums.
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A new effective diet:
TeA and honey for breakfast
Tea and honey for lunch.
TITI ni Honey for dinner.
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Makulay
(makulay)
ang buhay!!!
(ang buhay)
makulay ang buhay
sa kabilang buhay!!!!
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Inspirational qoute that we must always remember:
kung kaya ng iba...
pagawa mo sa kanila...
dont force yourself.. make your life easy!!!
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Classmate: bakit yung airplane kapag umikot ang elisi umangat sa lupa..yung electric fan hindi
Pedro: tanga ka pla eh!!! kasi yung electric fan may kurdon,, pinipigilan kaya yun!!!
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When you feel sad and alone...
i'll be there to say...
halika!!! mambato tayo ng bahay.. TRIP TRIP lang!!!!
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Contribution by Jun, Ryan A. and Naidz A.
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Haha! Nice TT pa rin ako...
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thanks for the visit and appreciation of my blog. funny jokes you have here! nakakalighten ng feeling! carry on!
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