Saturday, August 30, 2008

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 47

GIRL: Luv, When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
BOY: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
GIRL: Well, that's because we aren't married yet.


SON: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
MOM: Well, you have done the right thing son !.
SON: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


WIFE: " What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
HUSBAND: " Golfing with friends, my dear."
WIFE: " What ? At 2 am ? "
HUSBAND: " Yes, We used night CLUBS."


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans,"
said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ?
Millionaire: A Billionaire !!


A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "It Depends, if I can find a phone."


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me -
my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
Sense of Humour." !!


AGAPITO: Pare, da best yung nakuha kong insurance!
pag nasunog ang bahay mo... ipapagawa agad!
pag nawala ang kotse mo. . . papalitan agad!

TULUME: Aba, maganda nga yan pare!

AGAPITO: At ang pinaka da-best dun. . . . pag nawala ang
asawa mo, sinisiguro nilang di na nila ibabalik sayo!!
Okey di ba?


ANAK: Alam nyo 'tay, KAMUNTIK na po akong maging first
honor kanina sa klase namin!

AMA: Tutuo ba yan anak?

ANAK: Opo 'tay! kasi itinuro po ng titser namin yung first honor
namin kanina. . . . eh katabi ko po yung tinuro niya!


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1 comment:

Izzy Dizzy said...

Astig ah.. Keep on posting great jokes!