Monday, September 08, 2008

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 48

MISIS: Inday! nakita mo ba senyorito mo? kanina ko
hinahanap eh!

INDAY: Hindi ko po alam sinyura!

MISIS: Nambabae na naman siguro yun! Di mo ba
talaga nakita?

INDAY: Hindi po sinyura, kasi pag gising ko po kanina ....
wala na siya sa tabi ko eh!


TITSER: Pedro, what is Ethics?

PEDRO: Ethics mam is the relative of Duck !!

TITSER: Its ok Pedro!....and that duck will lay an egg....
and that egg will be your Grade..... Sit down!


Paano mo sasabihin sa kausap mo na MAITIM
ang kili-kili niya.... ng di siya magagalit?

GANITO: Bestfriend, ano ba ang ginagamit mong

-----------------x x x

TITSER: Pedro, ano ang tawag dito? (pointing to the "sex
organ" ng lalaki na naka-drowing sa blackboard).

PEDRO: Mam, meron po dadi ko niyan! Pag MALIIT po,
ginagamit niya sa pag-ihi.....Pag MALAKI naman
po, ginagamit na TOOTHBRUSH ni yaya !

-----------------x x x

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria Maam !!

-----------------x x

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Mam, Yesterday you said it's H to O.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, because I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are, mam!!


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIE: Because George still had the AXE in his hand, mam !!


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to..... 'cuz my Mom is a good cook.


Pinoy Jokes Email from Jhun de Leon
Wanna share?? Email your Pinoy Funny jokes to pinoyjokeatgmaildotcom or send your Pinoy Jokes SMS to +639278704655


Anonymous said...

owkei un mga tagalog jokes nio!!!gawa pa kayo ng marami....

danny said...

owkei un mga tagalog jokes nio!!!gawa pa kayo ng marami....

shoot news said...

hi gusto ko link na to. pede.

Anonymous said...

kakatuwa po..keep it up..sna my daily joke ako galng sainyo..hehe..