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Monday, March 30, 2009

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 55

1ng pin0y
ng'pR0p0s
s pnay n
mNmhL
uPng
mpSg0t
ang bA2e
pngHandaAn
ang sSbhn.

B0y:wil u b my
weDing?
Girl:hahaha.
B0y:watz
Lafing?
Girl:wr0ng
gramMing.

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D
m0st
pa!nfuL
thnG
dat
a
guy
cud
d0
2his
grL
s
sit
w/
hs
frndz
& sAy,
"pare
Luk at her
paniwlng pniwla
mhL
q xa
haha!
pare
d ña alm
kw ang mhL q!
pkiz nga!"

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PERD0: wLa q
gHp0n
mam,nangank
man gd aq
nanay
TCHR: h0y,
SPEAK N ENGLISH!
PEDRO: 0ops,s0ri
mam. L0st me
yestrday bC0z
my m0ther ws
b0rn!
TCHR: Gud! Siting
dwn.

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GirL1:0ist grL,
nbLitaAn q ngbrk
n kau ng bf m?

GirL2:0o kc d
mrun0ng humLik
tsaka isng styLe
lng ang alm n2. .













flying kisS!

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Sumtyms
curius aq
bk8 kya
kpG nsktn
Umiiyk?
kpG msya
umiiyk dn?
KailanGan
b tlG
nG luha?
naicp q 2l0y,
mbuTi n un
kesa nMn
nGLLwAy
hbnG msya!
Yucky db?

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Mnsn
s
buHay,
tk0t
ty0ng
hrPin
ang
k22hnAn
kc,
mdLas
nsSktn
ty0.


Ak0?
s
ngaun,
isa
Lng
ang
kintTkuTn
q.

ALm
m
kung
an0?





secret!


bka
tkuTin
m aq
eh!

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F u c ur bf/gf
fLirtin' w/sm1. .
LapiTn m xa hiLain at pgpagin ang damit & sAy. ."bAby q,an0 kb
nMn?mLki ka n
ngLLr0 k pRn ng
bAsura. .i t0Ld u
its dirty!"

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in hell. .






















eks hell. .
in hell. .
eks hell!
iksirsays ba. .
Pra s0megla!

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NnGyri
n b sau unG


akLa m 4Get
m n xa?



wLa n,



tp0s nG Lht,


tp0s
1day


nGkta
kau,


nGumiti
sau,


nsbe m
nLnG

bt Gnun?



panGaG n Lageh
xa. .

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Si Uzumaki Naruto ay magiting na ninja galing s bayan ng Konoha. Ipadala ito sa 25 na tao at magiging ninja ka,hindi ito kalokohan yung kpitbhay nmin hokage na.

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may jokE aq..

xa bahay..

TaTay: pedrO, kunin m yng kaningBabOy xa kmbento..

Pedro: cge po tay..

.xa kumbento.


Father: o iho, bkt k nand2?
P: pnapkuha po n tatay yng kaning baboy..
F: ah, anOng pngaLan m?
P: pedro poh..
F: anOng year k na?
P: 1st yr collge poh..
F: ah, anong knukuha m?

P: kaningbaBoy poH..

.weh, corny, haha.
.txt2.


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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow!


NAKAKATAWA !


HIHI..

HMMMP YUN LEANG PO

-CHAMS

Anonymous said...

nakakatuwa sobra...di corny!!

Jobelle said...

wala ng iba..???

corny na mN ng iba..

hahai

joke lang


damihan nyo na mn

Anonymous said...

hahahaha

Anonymous said...

ako may jOke rin..


gUs2 nyo malaman??


































































































































































































hehehehe


sekrito...





















baka gumaya kayo..


hehehe


char lang

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Anonymous said...

mga gago
d naman maganda mga joke d2

Anonymous said...

jeje...MORE!

Law Firm Philippines said...

nakakatawa nga talaga ang mga jokes dito! yung iba medyo nabasa ko na through text pero yung iba naman ayon orig..hehe..salamat sa pag-share!^___^

jane_dadz said...

kakatawa mga joke noy:)))))




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jane said...

nakakatwa tlgha..corney din ung iba..ahaha