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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 67

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MATH CLASS:

GURO: jUaN, kUnG aKo'Y mAy 5 aNaK sA uNaNg aSaWa aT 7 nAmAn sA pAnGaLaWa aT 3 sA pAnGaTLo, mEr0n ac0hNg ? . . .

JUAN: KALANDIAN p0h . . .iSa kAnG kErEnGkEnG mA'aM, mALaNdi kA, hALiPaRoT, kALaDkAriN, mAkAti, mAhiLiG, pAriWaRa, p0kPoK, iMoRaL . . .

GURO: uMuPo kA, tAnG iNa mOh, di kA mAkAkApAsA gAg0!
-hala?

gt

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Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro:Pahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]

>nyahahahaa.

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Driver: oh ung mga panget jan pwde ng magsi-babaan, my checkp0int sa hrapan!

Pasahero: eh kuya? Cnu npo magMamaneho?
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Pare 1: pRe, wats ur bigGest fantasy?

Pare 2: to be kisSeD by sum1 in da rain.how aBouT u?

pare1: to be dat sum1 pare.

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Peter Pan once said that wen y0u cLose ur eyes and THINK 0f what y0u ever wanted t0 have, u'L FLY..


but h0w cUm when I think 0f y0u,



i FALL ?

char!nyt.

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wLa n c "2gEdEr" pTi c "4evEr"..
pn0 n c "pr0miz", maUuwi nLng b cLa kAy "mEm0riEs" at "gUdbyE"?
d2 n b pA2s0k c "hUrt", kc umAlis n c "l0vE"?
iNiwAn n Ni "y0u" c "mE".. kyA wLa n c "rElAti0nsHip"!
pti c "kiSs" aNd "hUg" nglAh0 n,c "tEars" nLng aNg ntirA!
kElan kyA drtiNg c "m0ve 0n"?
prA nMn mwLa c "l0nElinEs" at "sAdnEss"!
nhi2rApAn n kc c "hEart",nmi2z priN ñA c "Us" kht n dmtiNg n cLa kAy "brEak Up"!

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A very SAD story:


A guy visits his dying Chinese girl friend at d hospital. D Chinese girl said "Hong Pi Chik" den die. D guy went all d way to China to find d meaning of his friend's last w0rd. And he was sh0ck 2 kn0w d real meaning.






"WAG MO TAPAKAN ANG OXYGEN"

Ngek? =/

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Hindi kO
hinAhAn6ad na
ipagmlak! mO
n aqOey xau
ayOkO kO ln6
nman n xah
harap
ng..

maram!n6 taO
ganun mOh n ln6 aqOe
itan66i..




---utOt

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11 comments:

text2messages said...

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try mo din blog ko:
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maraming salamat!

Dahin said...

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Nice blog

Anonymous said...

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Plz aDD me Fb : evelynmaesTre@yahoo.com
thx

SMS Romantis said...

lucune rek, nganti ra ngguyu aku

http://www.squidoo.com/sms-romantis

GOOGLE-PH said...

napakagandang blog,gustong gusto ka ng google-ph

xania said...

hahaha nice site and cool jokes

athan said...

nyahaha im so laughing out loud wahahah great joke ! ..

Bradpetehoops said...

Hilarious!!!

Christmas Text Messages said...

hahahahahaha...nice..!

Anonymous said...

haha super nkaktawa tong mga jokes na toh !
supeer sad ako pero naallis t.y !
slightly happi

lonely gurl

Anonymous said...

haha..1st time kung pmunta sa site na 2..!!ga2nda ng mga kowts..


paadd meh pla sa fb..:D

mjrosario19@yahoo.com