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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 22

10 Painful things:
1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget
2.reminiscing the good times
3.trying to hide what you really feel
4.loving someone who loves another
5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last
6.shielding your heart to love somebody
7.loving a person too much
8.right love at the wrong time
9.taking the risk to fall in love again
10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama

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Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes!!! shoyan an..

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Minsan pinaupo ako sa isang room sa gitna ng maraming tao....


Ayun dun nauso ang CENTER of ATTRACTION!!!

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Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??

Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!

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Life's Formula:
Assume wala.
Expect konti.
Do dami.
Smile todo.
Laugh Sagad.
Once in awyle, iyak konti
Most of all, DASAL always.
Have a happy Buhay!!!

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Aanhin mo ang napakalaking bahay,
masarap na pagkain,
magagarang sasakyan,
at milyong milyon na salapi..
kung kapitbahay mo naman ang may-ari... :)

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Ang kasabihan ni Reiner,

Natuto kang lumandi magtiis ka sa hapdi

Nasa kama ang sarap, nasa ospital ang hirap

Kapag libog ang pinairal sira ang pag-aaral

walang pangit sa titing galit

pangit man daw at maliit sa paningin.. nakakabuntis pa din

mahapdi man sa unang tikim, luluwang at luluwang din

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Morons!!! i was never raised by my mom to be a coquette!!! im nurtured with such dignity, respect and morality. Even poverty cant make me do such scandalous act. i dont rely on aesthetic products and on skimpy and scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!!

-- banat ni inday nung alukin siyang magpose sa FHM

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"hindi ka nababagay dito!!! dun ka nababagay sa mga taong palara!!! sa mga taong nakahiga sa pera!!!"

-- robin padilla

"witchil kez najojogay ditrax!! donchemas kez najojogay sa mga jutawsterz na sholarey!!! sa mga jutaw na naka jigazterz sa adez!!!"
-- rustom padilla

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Dear Te!!!

Dear Te!!!

Dear Te!!!

"Sigaw ni annabelle rama kay lorin at Veniz habang naglalaro ng tubig sa kanal"

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Titser: Class, may name is Ms Pruke!!! with R!!! ang makakalimot pipingutin ko!!!

Kinabukasan...

Titser: Pedro, what's my name???

Pedro: Alam ko yun... with R yun.. Mam!! Ms. PREKPREK!!!

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Dear God,
Please take care of this person..
Mabait naman yan..
pag tulog...
Doblehin nyo na lang po ang bantay ngayon..

Kasi gising na ata.. Amen...

Good morning!!!

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Graduation Day Speech:
tonight i am graduation, i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too. i will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and i will ask my father to cook my mother.. thank you!!

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Pinoy Jokes from 0919610****, 0917812****, 0920437****, 0915746****, 0915673****

1 comment:

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