Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 34

How would Newton explain "falling in love"
its like two marbles that fall in different ways
Once free fall theres no initial force it just go with gravity
Which one will reach the land first?

Like fallin in love
Which of the two will end sooner??

Love that you feel freely?
or love that you forced to feel??

Oha oha!!! sino nagsabi na bagsak ako sa physics...

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Love just one person...


And just taste the rest....

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Nahihiya ako sa yo......

Kasi madalang kita matxt

Busy kasi ako masyado

ikaw???

Bakit hindi mo ako tinetext??

hindi ka ba nahihiya???

Artista pa nagtetext sa yo??!!!

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A Mom called his son...

Mom: Pauwi ka na ba?? Asan ka na???
Son: andito po ako sa hospital...
His Mom cried: Ano nangyari sa yo????
Son: Nay, Nurse kaya ako!! sabog ka ba???

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Tanong:
Ano ang tawag sa leader ng mga saging????
Siret??
Sagot: Banana chip!!! hehehehe....

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Preso sa silya elektrika:
Warden, may last request po ako...
Warden: ano yun???
Preso: hawakan nyo naman kamay ko.. moral support ba!!!

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"i did it mom!!!
I played with my boyfriend...
i got stinky...
i got flirty, i trade my sandwiches for a kiss!!!
We got dirty!!!
We tried and tried mom, til we reach the top!!!
I got pregnant ...
But see???
I learned...
Sorry na ha!!!

Kalanding bata!!!!

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Its better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life....

---rules sa patintero

Make sense hindi ba??

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May mga tanong at sgot na hindi magkatugma pero tinatanggap natin ang sagot.
Gaya nito:

Tanong: asan ang nana mo?
Sagot: bakit ho??

Tanong: anong gagawin natin???
Sagot: ikaw??

Tanong: love mo ba ako???
Sagot: ang corny mo!!!

Tanong: asan ka??
Sagot: papunta na!!!

Tanong: Kumain ka na??
Sagot: busog pa ako eh!!!

Tanong: asan na yung wallet ko??
Sagot: nahulog mo lang yun!!!

Tanong: anong trabaho ng nanay mo?
Sagot: sa bahay lang.

Eto hindi tanong:

Pare 1: Ganda ng polo mo ah
Pare 2: A eto? Bigay lang ito!!!

Gulo noh???
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Truth about kissing

Do you know that the scientific name for kissing is Philematology. The scientific way to describe it is the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscle in a state of contraction. You burn 26 calories in a 1 minute kiss... its a great cardiovascular workout coz when you kiss you release adrenaline into the bloodstream and your heart pumps more blood around your bode and can slow the aging process by toning your cheeks and jaw muscles!!!

yun na yun!!! hindi puro kahalayan!!!!

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Piolo: i just need five things to live....

Some friends...

Some food...

Some work...

Some love....

and...

Some...

some Milby....

4ever!!!

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Paano kung tamad na akong tamarin???

eh d ang sipag ko na nun??

ayoko nun...

nakakatamad!!!

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Why do cows get pikon after being milked??

Kahit sino naman eh!!! ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4am

Lamasin yung dede mo ng two hours tapos hindi ka naman pala ise-sex!!!

Nakakapikon hindi ba!!!

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Host: Identify an organ in the human body that starts with the letter "L"

Little Ms. Philippines: The Lungs!!!! without it we cannot breathe

Ms Gay: the Liver!! without it our body will weaken because the liver cleanses the system

Bb Pilipinas World: im only 17 yrs old and my answer is the L-Bow!!! Oh my God!!! hahahaha!!! Im sorry!! without it we cannot spread our wings and fly... Butterfly!!! I told you i was confident!!!

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