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Know what? your so cute and so nice
Kaya Love kita eh
Dead na dead ako sayo..
And i have three words 2 say..
3 words that ul nvr 4get
3 words that wil touch u..

Joke
Joke
Joke

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Rod: Bakit badtrip ka ?
Harry: nagtampo skin ang u2l q.
Rod: Bakit naman?
Harry: nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday nya
Rod: yun lang? anong masama run?
Harry: ang masam run..

Twins kami!!! TWINS!!!!!

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Inday nung 9 yrs old

Nay: nak paglaki mo ano gusto mo maging?
Inday: marami po nay eh.
Nay: ano ba yun?
Inday: wen i grow up i wanna be famous, i wanna bee a star i wanna be in movies i wanna se the world drive nice cars i wanna have groupies when i grow up be on tv people know me be on magazines.
Nanay: be carefull on what you wish for coz you just might get it...

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DEVILS
r not
allowed
in sex



y?




Becoz
they
will
feel


HEAVEN

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Bakit nakakamatay ang butter?



Because...



Its ment ti kil ya!!!

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Laugh is....



daw ang gamitin sabi ni mam para madaling mabura...


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Sa buhay
d maiwasang may makilala ka

maging malapit kau

madevelop ka

at hindi mo akalaing

mahal mo na pala siya

Pero ang tanong

ikaw ba...

eh kumain na? aq kasi tapos na...

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Isang araw napadaan ako sa dalawang lovers na sobrang sweet...

Napatingin yung boy sa akin

Tapos ayun..

nauso na ang

BREAK UP

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I live a difficult life
Lagi na lang ako nasasaktan..
When people call me

gwapa
aray!

gorgeous
aray!

smart
aray!

Lovable
aray!


22o pla anoh?

d truth hurts

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Pag may kasalanan ka sa ina mo
wag kang matakot
unahan mo agad
sabihin mo:
"hoy pagod aq!! huwag nyo kong pagalitan"
sabay kuha ng bag at damit
tska mo isigaw:
"Punyetang bata ako!!! hala cge layas aq!!"

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