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Monday, September 21, 2009

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 58

Update from Pinoy joke . New Pinoy Joke number!!!! +639277704934 please contribute your Funny Filipino SMS text messages

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Know what? your so cute and so nice
Kaya Love kita eh
Dead na dead ako sayo..
And i have three words 2 say..
3 words that ul nvr 4get
3 words that wil touch u..

Joke
Joke
Joke

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Rod: Bakit badtrip ka ?
Harry: nagtampo skin ang u2l q.
Rod: Bakit naman?
Harry: nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday nya
Rod: yun lang? anong masama run?
Harry: ang masam run..

Twins kami!!! TWINS!!!!!

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Inday nung 9 yrs old

Nay: nak paglaki mo ano gusto mo maging?
Inday: marami po nay eh.
Nay: ano ba yun?
Inday: wen i grow up i wanna be famous, i wanna bee a star i wanna be in movies i wanna se the world drive nice cars i wanna have groupies when i grow up be on tv people know me be on magazines.
Nanay: be carefull on what you wish for coz you just might get it...

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DEVILS
r not
allowed
in sex



y?




Becoz
they
will
feel


HEAVEN

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Bakit nakakamatay ang butter?



Because...



Its ment ti kil ya!!!

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Laugh is....



daw ang gamitin sabi ni mam para madaling mabura...


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Sa buhay
d maiwasang may makilala ka

maging malapit kau

madevelop ka

at hindi mo akalaing

mahal mo na pala siya

Pero ang tanong

ikaw ba...

eh kumain na? aq kasi tapos na...

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Isang araw napadaan ako sa dalawang lovers na sobrang sweet...

Napatingin yung boy sa akin

Tapos ayun..

nauso na ang

BREAK UP

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I live a difficult life
Lagi na lang ako nasasaktan..
When people call me

gwapa
aray!

gorgeous
aray!

smart
aray!

Lovable
aray!


22o pla anoh?

d truth hurts

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Pag may kasalanan ka sa ina mo
wag kang matakot
unahan mo agad
sabihin mo:
"hoy pagod aq!! huwag nyo kong pagalitan"
sabay kuha ng bag at damit
tska mo isigaw:
"Punyetang bata ako!!! hala cge layas aq!!"

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Pinoy Jokes and Funny Filipino SMS Text Messages from +63905882****, +63915569****

14 comments:

Erskie said...

miss ko na pinas. katuwa naman ng mga text messages na to. miss ko na mga ganitong text. hehehe.
salamat sa bisita.

JayL said...

haha .. mga bago ah ..

devianty said...

nice post and joke, ...

caloy said...

har har har :-)

nice blog, kakatuwa.. kakatawa actually heheheh...

salamat sa pagbisita...pa exlink po :-) nilagay ko na badge sa mga blogs ko..

www.reyapot.com
www.cahloy.com
www.reyapot-emotera.blogspot.com

caloy said...

har har har :-)

nice blog, kakatuwa.. kakatawa actually heheheh...

salamat sa pagbisita...pa exlink po :-) nilagay ko na badge sa mga blogs ko..

www.reyapot.com
www.cahloy.com
www.reyapot-emotera.blogspot.com
www.jhudielsjournal.blogspot.com

tenks tenks!

reyapot said...

hello po.. na-add ko na po badge mo sa mga blogs ko :-) hope u can add my blogs in your list too :-)

pinoyjokes said...

more funny quotes pa po tnx.

Pinoy Joke said...

na-add ko na po mga links salamat

benwl said...

checkout my very funny blog post for married couples:

http://benwl.blogspot.com/2009/10/very-funny-jokes-for-married-couples.html

Anonymous said...

jeeeezzz i miss phil!
nakakamiss mga text messages na ganto..! lmao!

fŗέĭ-ċђάŋ said...

nice batch!

Anonymous said...

actually d ko magets ung iba peo ok na un!

lonely gurl :(

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAH ! nkakatuwa nmn dito ohh !!

:D

-.- Steven -.-

Anonymous said...

hahaha grabe d2, katwa tlagah.... :D