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Sunday, November 08, 2009

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 60

hindi namn ako HOMEWORK...
but why there are so many people

wants to take me home


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AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!

Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo

Anak: (ok pa ito... subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!

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Anong hayop ang pinakamalakas??
Eh di butiki... kasi hawak niya ang kisame...

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Kunwari ang pangalan mo ay "IKAW", tapos ang pangalan ko ay "AKO"
Ang tanong.. Sino ang panget sa ating dalawa???

Isipin mong mabuti.. Pasagot...

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Modern Bahat Kubo

Bahay q po
dami putik
ang pumasok doon
ay sari sari
nilamas na karton
sirang mudyas at damit.
silya, basurang pamanghe
ONDoy parusa
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kung ibebenta ko ang sarili ko..
tataasan ko na ang presyo...
matawag mo lang akong MAHAL...

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Sa sabunga walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!

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Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!!

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Math love story...

Boy: do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero??
Girl; ano yun?
Boy:infinity :)
Girl: ganun? eh alam mo bang ang lab ko sau ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ' a', f d function of x s equal to 'c' f x s gretar than
a en s equal to d nd f x s less than or equal to a?
Boy: ano namn yun ?
Girl: syntax error!!!

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Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!

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Inday: sir, sino ang mas masarap.. ako o si mam?
Sir: siyempre ikaw..
Inday: naguguluhan ako, kasi sabi ng driver natin mas masarap daw si mam kaysa sa akin...

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sana holdaper ka na lang..

Para ibibigay ko lahat sa yo.. huwag mo lang akong sasaktan...

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Pinoy jokes from +63905260**** +63905549**** +63910313**** +63926300**** +63916984****

19 comments:

tagskie said...

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Mehwish said...

hey dude
You have great collection.
keep it up

Barlito said...

That's funny as hell but to those people who like inspiring quotes, here's an ebook i found on the net...

101 Motivational Quotes

Sergeant Love said...

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♠ace~of~death♠ said...

hahahahahahhahahahahaqhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahaha...........................corny....hehehe..♠ace~of~death♠

sHinG said...

kung cno daw
kamukha mo
sa magulang mo.....

xa daw ang
ng-enjoy noong
gnawa kah..!

sHinG said...

if sambody steals u man...
ders no better revenged
dan letting him.....
bcoz NO GOOD MAN
CAN EVER BE STOLEN..

sHinG said...

a guy dat truly loves his girl...., doesn't need to unbutton her shirt just to see a better view of her heart...

-funny, yet meaningful...

sHinG said...

its just samthing dat
]happens as we age up......
we realize dat its nonsense
to flirt with anybody,
wats important is to
have someone for REAL..

sHinG said...

i dont need sam1
hu is so matured
to stop my immaturity...
wat i need is sam1
hu can ride on my immaturity
and maturely understands me..,..

plip03isa said...

nice...hahahahahaha

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jesserae said...

funny as hell. keep it up!

mrcrs_24 said...

nice huh.....ung ke juan ung si2w dun lng ako ntawa!!!!!!!!!!


ahehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!

roxiel said...

ang 2nay na cute ai wla s porma @ s ngiti @ s ugali at i2 ai makikita sa aken lmang i repeat sa aken lmang

fŗέĭ-ċђάŋ said...

mas gusto ko ang mga pick-up lines. (:

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KAHiT GAANO KAHABA ANG HAGDAN AY AAKYATiN KO MAABOT LAMANG ANG PUSO MO! :"> lol'z xD

Anonymous said...

Kung magiging masaya ka pag nawala ako,
Eh di sige! :))

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MALUNGKOT KA NA LANG! xD

Anonymous said...

maniningil lang po,

tagal mu n kcng naninirahan sa puso ko ehh


cheeseeyyy