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Sunday, November 08, 2009

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 60

hindi namn ako HOMEWORK...
but why there are so many people

wants to take me home


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AnaK: Mom i know the truth
Mom: ha?? eto P500 huwag ka lang maingay sa Dad mo!!

Anak: Dad i know the truth
Dad: ha?? eto ang P1000 huwag ka lang maingay sa Mom mo

Anak: (ok pa ito... subukan ko nga sa katulong) Inday i know the truth!!!
Inday: SA WAKAS!!! YAKAPIN MO AKO ANAK!!!

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Anong hayop ang pinakamalakas??
Eh di butiki... kasi hawak niya ang kisame...

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Kunwari ang pangalan mo ay "IKAW", tapos ang pangalan ko ay "AKO"
Ang tanong.. Sino ang panget sa ating dalawa???

Isipin mong mabuti.. Pasagot...

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Modern Bahat Kubo

Bahay q po
dami putik
ang pumasok doon
ay sari sari
nilamas na karton
sirang mudyas at damit.
silya, basurang pamanghe
ONDoy parusa
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kung ibebenta ko ang sarili ko..
tataasan ko na ang presyo...
matawag mo lang akong MAHAL...

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Sa sabunga walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?
Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?
Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??
Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!

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Boy: gusto mo libre kita ng siomai at hopia??
Girl:ha? bakit?
Boy: wala lang.. i just want to siomai love for you and hopia love me too!!!

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Math love story...

Boy: do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero??
Girl; ano yun?
Boy:infinity :)
Girl: ganun? eh alam mo bang ang lab ko sau ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches ' a', f d function of x s equal to 'c' f x s gretar than
a en s equal to d nd f x s less than or equal to a?
Boy: ano namn yun ?
Girl: syntax error!!!

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Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!

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Inday: sir, sino ang mas masarap.. ako o si mam?
Sir: siyempre ikaw..
Inday: naguguluhan ako, kasi sabi ng driver natin mas masarap daw si mam kaysa sa akin...

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sana holdaper ka na lang..

Para ibibigay ko lahat sa yo.. huwag mo lang akong sasaktan...

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Pinoy jokes from +63905260**** +63905549**** +63910313**** +63926300**** +63916984****

17 comments:

Mehwish said...

hey dude
You have great collection.
keep it up

Barlito said...

That's funny as hell but to those people who like inspiring quotes, here's an ebook i found on the net...

101 Motivational Quotes

Sergeant Love said...

galing naman! napatawa ako don... keep it up..

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♠ace~of~death♠ said...

hahahahahahhahahahahaqhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahaha...........................corny....hehehe..♠ace~of~death♠

sHinG said...

kung cno daw
kamukha mo
sa magulang mo.....

xa daw ang
ng-enjoy noong
gnawa kah..!

sHinG said...

if sambody steals u man...
ders no better revenged
dan letting him.....
bcoz NO GOOD MAN
CAN EVER BE STOLEN..

sHinG said...

a guy dat truly loves his girl...., doesn't need to unbutton her shirt just to see a better view of her heart...

-funny, yet meaningful...

sHinG said...

its just samthing dat
]happens as we age up......
we realize dat its nonsense
to flirt with anybody,
wats important is to
have someone for REAL..

sHinG said...

i dont need sam1
hu is so matured
to stop my immaturity...
wat i need is sam1
hu can ride on my immaturity
and maturely understands me..,..

Unknown said...

nice...hahahahahaha

jesserae said...

funny as hell. keep it up!

Unknown said...

nice huh.....ung ke juan ung si2w dun lng ako ntawa!!!!!!!!!!


ahehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ang 2nay na cute ai wla s porma @ s ngiti @ s ugali at i2 ai makikita sa aken lmang i repeat sa aken lmang

fŗέĭ-ċђάŋ said...

mas gusto ko ang mga pick-up lines. (:

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KAHiT GAANO KAHABA ANG HAGDAN AY AAKYATiN KO MAABOT LAMANG ANG PUSO MO! :"> lol'z xD

Anonymous said...

Kung magiging masaya ka pag nawala ako,
Eh di sige! :))

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MALUNGKOT KA NA LANG! xD

Anonymous said...

maniningil lang po,

tagal mu n kcng naninirahan sa puso ko ehh


cheeseeyyy