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Saturday, January 02, 2010

Pinoy Jokes and Funny SMS Text Messages 61

Eto na ang pinaka walanghiyang banat:

"Miss may baril ka ba?

Patira naman kahit isang putok lang..."


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Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo
Anak: Opo
Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sago mo?
Anak: Thank you po!!!

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Ilang beses ka man maligo
at uminom ng tubig
buksan mo man ang aircon
ion mo man ang electric fan
eh kung katabi mo naman ako?

Talagang magiinit ka!!!

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Huwag kang iiyak kapag iniwan ka niya!!
Wag mong sisirain buhay mo kung wala na siya
Ni wag mo siya habulin kapag umalis siya
Sabihin mo lang:

"Di umalis ka!!! gusto mo tulak pa kita?"

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Isang probinsyano nagrent ng room sa hotel

Prob: alam ko probinsyano lang ako kaya wag mo akong lokohin! bakit ganito room ko?
Maliit!! walang kama at bintana!! mahal na mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang??

Roomboy: Sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo.. Huwag kang excited!!!

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"Rape is not a crime...


its just a surprise SEX

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Bakit kelangan mo pa ng relo

Kung handa naman akong ibigay lahat ng oras ko sau?

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Mike: bakit lumaki ang paa ni Amy?
Jun:Sinipa yung punso
Mike:Bakit lumaki ang nguso ni Fee?
Jun: diruan yung punso. O san ka pupunta pare?
Mike: iihi sa punso!!!

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Student life is hard...
full of problems
puyat
pagod
and when you feel you cant do it anymore
Stand up
be confident to say...

"Mam...

Fuck You!!!

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Nene: nay pinatambling ako kanina sa school
Nanay: gaga!! gusto lang nila makita panty mo!!!
Nene: Alam ko!!! kaya nga tinago sa bag yung panty ko eh..

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13 comments:

cristina said...

ahehehe
grabe.. natawa ako dun aa..

Crazyhorse said...

I love Filipino jokes...I really love funny stories...I myself have my own original and funny stories in one of my blogs!

Keep it up, let's spread the jokes!Hehehehe

Anonymous said...

i lve it6'nkktwa tlga xa;KEP D GOOD WORKS JHO;;;;;;;;;JEEEEEEEE

Anonymous said...

yung nsa baba ang na kakataw

b.hmienh said...

i love it!!! ^_^

Anonymous said...

pag cnaktan ka nya wag kang mana2kit ng iba.. remember:dont do unto oders wat u dnt wnt oders do 2 u.. pag cnaktan qah ulit sun2kin mo bigla sbay tadyak! remember:it's better 2 giv than 2 receive! hehehe..

lhyn said...

ehe...

mhs.mhine03 said...

ehe...

fŗέĭ-ċђάŋ said...

shet! haha. thank you~

Anonymous said...

Teacher: juan,read ur 5oo word-
essay 2 ur clasmate.

juan: my doogy bow! i have a doggy! my doggy is lost.so, i went outside d haws n luk 4 my doggy!

tokoy!!!!(478x)

desky said...

pangit man oi corney

desky said...

pangggggggggggggit ooooooooooiiiiiiii corney

elaine may said...

lol


meron pb jan iba